13 July 2007

I can see you

New Jersey, why do you keep knocking on my door?
I don't know anyone from Jersey, at least not personally.
At least, I thought so.
But now, you check out this site more than I do.
I'm flattered, really, but c'mon, Mt. Laurel, who are you? Are you a spammer?
I'd like to know.

Same for Jasper, Indiana. Don't know anyone from there, but all of a sudden you're keeping pace with Mt. Laurel there.
Are you a spammer?

Plenty of people from other countries. Canada, of course. Got Vancouver representin'. But Quebec and Nova Scotia? Cool. Alberta I can understand just because I'm a big Fubar fan and have been spreading the Word of Terry and Dean for years. Five other countries been callin' as well. France, Sweden, and Singapore (!) must've made a wrong turn at Alberqueque. I had family in Australia, so that's a gimme (Welcome home, Ms. Aimless). Spain came to call, and came back for more. :)

Arlington Heights, IL and Milwaukee... wazzup! You mah homies. We blood, what? Same goes to Houston, TX and Phoenix, AZ. Got some contact from an old friend by way of Plano, TX. Thanks, I missed you. And a BIG tip of my top hat to Cville, Virginia (Heeeeeeeyyyy!), Seattle, NOLA, and to all the Masons in the DC area.

And then there's this one dude (and I know it's a dude without the -ette 'cause,... well, let's call it a hunch) who's a complete mystery. Motherfucker's orbiting Uranus in a flying saucer or something. Freaky yet curious.


Are you a spammer?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not a spammer. But I could throw a few cans your way if need be. (Da DUH dun!)

I check your site a lot. I'm not going to start counting how many times a day...because that would just be a touch humiliating.

Always On Stage said...

Spammer joke: Fail

So which one are you? Jasper? Mt. Laurel? Uranus?

Always On Stage said...

URANUS!

Now that's a joke that just won't quit.

Always On Stage said...

Since this message has been posted, Colombia came by the site and took a hit.