12 March 2008

Does This Site Look Gay?

I mean, seriously.


You got your pink curtains on each side here, a love sonnet plastered on the front page, some creepy, cheesy folk lyric underneath the title and, to top it all off, a shirtless, hairy man lookin' all fierce staring out at you.


Dude's even talking about bein' in The Full Monty.


If I didn't know the guy...


Gay.


I'd love to take a poll.


But people rarely leave comments.


If you don't leave comments, does that make you anti-gay?


Shame on you.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now, now. Wouldn't it be nicer to say that it's the "unique" site of an "individualistic" gentleman?

Maybe I'm being too kind? Gay? No. Flamboyant? Yes.

Always On Stage said...

"Unique"
"Individualistic"

Buzzwords which have better placement in a JCPenny catalog.

I will take "Flamboyant" for $200, Alex.
But I don't know...
Shirtless hairy guy staring out at you.
That's at least bi.

Anonymous said...

Oooo, ouch.

If every shirtless hairy guy I've ever seen happened to be bi...well, the world would be a much more interesting place.

It would seem that, er, gayness is the impression you wish to make?

Always On Stage said...

Pas du tout.

I'm just complying with natural progression of style.

But, perhaps I am emphasizing the foppish gestalt a bit too much...?

Anonymous said...

Ahh, sweet ambiguity. You are too Libra and well groomed for your own good.

You really don't have anything to worry about unless the director for Monty decides you're a "natural" for the role of Keno based solely on your blog. Though you might want to keep that audition for a musical I'll refrain from mentioning under wraps.

Good to see you today. I'll make sure to stop by the next time I'm on my way to The Container Store.

Always On Stage said...

Thank you, Nicole. Likewise. Always wonderful to see a familiar face. Otherwise Northfield feels like No Man's Land.

Anonymous said...

Kevie Poo I know you're not gay lol!!! and I love the pink! it's very you and very manly!!!

Always On Stage said...

TANK! You mischievous little minx!

Only a figure skater would consider a dude dressed in pink as "manly".

Get some rest. We open together tomorrow.


Poll so far:
Gay - 0
Not Gay - 3
My masculinity permeates through the pink.
Or something.