17 August 2007

If I could...

If I could play any role, I'd play the male lead in Oleanna.

If I could paint anything, I'd have a canvas Rothkoized with Kandinsky sprays and a flute.

If I could write any book, I'd produce an amalgam of The Basketball Diaries, Barrel Fever, Generation X, Haunted, and The Tao of Pooh.

If I could live anywhere, I'd live in a Vancouver condo, or an Osaka hut, or a Belgian hostel.

If I could perform any song, I'd massacre the entirety of The White Stripes' Icky Thump. The whole album.

If I could make any movie, I'd make a short silent film of a man catching a fish.

If I could design any building, I'd create a three-story pentagonal office campus, complete with fitness center, game room, and hammock bay.

If I could wear any outfit, I'd wear a large grey long-sleeve T-shirt, a pair of Levis button-fly jeans, and black PF Flyers.

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