29 January 2009

My Ideal Girl

11/7/01
My ideal girl would be very comfortable with her natural beauty.
She would explain to me what it's like to menstrate.
She would have a beautiful tummy and wide, ample hips, and know how to enjoy a good meal.
She would love to wear long, flowing skirts, Chuck Taylor Sneakers, 1970s TV-character t-shirts and costume jewelry; sometimes in the same outfit.
11/11/01
She must like to be sung to.
She must be able to regress into a four-year-old for playtime and exploration.
She must like oral sex, show and tell me how to do it right for her, and beg me for it.
She must like hugs.
She must glance over at me with knowing eyes, speak a silent language only the two of us know.

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